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"I’m rich. I only go into work to wear my outfits."

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 00:43:15 -0400

“I’m rich. I only go into work to wear my outfits.”

- Ling Woo, Ally McBeal

"LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin’ I..."

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 00:43:11 -0400

“LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin’ I gave some thought to stealin’ a kiss… though you are very young, and sick… and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other”

- True Grit

"When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million..."

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:26:42 -0400

“When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!”

- Denholm, The IT Crowd

"Can’t you even imagine you’re in the depths of despair?"

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:34:37 -0400

“Can’t you even imagine you’re in the depths of despair?”

- Anne Shirley, Anne of Green Gables

"When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading..."

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:02:02 -0400

“When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your whole life does.”

- Kathleen Kelly, You’ve Got Mail

"Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one! It got on at 42nd and off..."

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 20:56:00 -0400

“Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one! It got on at 42nd and off at 59th, where, I assume, it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake, as almost all hats are.”

- Kathleen Kelly, You’ve Got Mail

"She’s holding you back, man. Everyone says so. She’s like Yoko with bangs."

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 01:18:43 -0400

“She’s holding you back, man. Everyone says so. She’s like Yoko with bangs.”

- Jane (Whoopi), Boys on the Side

"Towanda will go on a rampage, I’ll slip tiny bombs into Penthouse and Playboys so they explode..."

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 12:57:13 -0400

“Towanda will go on a rampage, I’ll slip tiny bombs into Penthouse and Playboys so they explode when you open them. I’ll ban all fashion models who weigh under 130 pounds! And I’ll give half the military budget to people over 65 and declare wrinkles sexually desirable.”

- Evelyn Couch, Fried Green Tomatoes

"I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for..."

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 02:07:23 -0400

“I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain’t bad.”

- President Dale, Mars Attacks!

"I’m sure she’s quite stupid, and in time, gravity will get her."

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 01:35:36 -0400

“I’m sure she’s quite stupid, and in time, gravity will get her.”

- Elaine, Ally McBeal

"Bygones."

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 01:34:49 -0400

“Bygones.”

- Richard Fish, Ally McBeal

"You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn’t I..."

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 14:13:36 -0400

“You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capacity?”

- Bender, The Breakfast Club

"Kitten, I think what I’m saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it,..."

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 14:13:00 -0400

“Kitten, I think what I’m saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?”

- Venkman, Ghostbusters II

"Yeah, hi. It’s Bill Lumbergh again. Uh, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did start..."

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 23:35:00 -0400

“Yeah, hi. It’s Bill Lumbergh again. Uh, I just wanted to make sure you knew that we did start at the, um, usual time this morning. Yeah, it isn’t a half day or anything like that. So, if you could just go ahead and get here as soon as possible, that would be terrific.””

- Bill Lumbergh, Office Space

"I’m glad he’s single, ‘cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree."

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 23:27:28 -0400

““I’m glad he’s single, ‘cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree.””

- Megan, Bridesmaids

"… the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or… the little Gucci dress!"

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:18:55 -0400

“… the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or… the little Gucci dress!”

- Mel C “Sporty”, Spice World

"You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the..."

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:01:33 -0400

“You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God.”

- Mattie Ross, True Grit

ask and submit now enabled!

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:11:00 -0400

with love - mgmt

"Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but..."

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:49:50 -0400

“Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch, we are free.”

- Valerie, V for Vendetta

"Shouldn’t you be holding the crucifix? It is THE prop for martyrs!"

Mon, 30 May 2011 11:54:03 -0400

“Shouldn’t you be holding the crucifix? It is THE prop for martyrs!”

- Armand (Robin Williams), The Birdcage