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“I’m rich. I only go into work to wear my outfits.”
- Ling Woo, Ally McBeal
“LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin’ I gave some thought to stealin’ a kiss… though you are very young, and sick… and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other” - True Grit
“When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!”
- Denholm, The IT Crowd
“Can’t you even imagine you’re in the depths of despair?”
- Anne Shirley, Anne of Green Gables
“When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your whole life does.”
- Kathleen Kelly, You’ve Got Mail
“Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one! It got on at 42nd and off at 59th, where, I assume, it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake, as almost all hats are.”
- Kathleen Kelly, You’ve Got Mail
“She’s holding you back, man. Everyone says so. She’s like Yoko with bangs.”
- Jane (Whoopi), Boys on the Side
“Towanda will go on a rampage, I’ll slip tiny bombs into Penthouse and Playboys so they explode when you open them. I’ll ban all fashion models who weigh under 130 pounds! And I’ll give half the military budget to people over 65 and declare wrinkles sexually desirable.”
- Evelyn Couch, Fried Green Tomatoes
“I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain’t bad.”
- President Dale, Mars Attacks!
“I’m sure she’s quite stupid, and in time, gravity will get her.”
- Elaine, Ally McBeal |